Flirty Poet Mugs

Start their day with a mug that combines humor and poetry—perfect for your flirty poet who loves a witty start to the morning.

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"May I write a poem about you?"

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"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!" mockup

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

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"Call me, Ishmael."

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Intellectual Foreplay...

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'Do you come here often?'

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'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.' mockup

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

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"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well." mockup

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

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"Wanna go out?"

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Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

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"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious." mockup

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

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'I'm dropping you a lion.'

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That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane. mockup

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

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"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"What if I tried again with an English accent?" mockup

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

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"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?" mockup

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

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'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line) mockup

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

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Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel. mockup

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

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"You've got a green light - use it!" mockup

"You've got a green light - use it!"

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The Booty Call of Cthulhu

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You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes. mockup

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

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'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!' mockup

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

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"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?" mockup

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

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'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!' mockup

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

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This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry! mockup

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

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'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?' mockup

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

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'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.' mockup

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

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'Wow, how tall are you?. . . Let's talk about the eight inches.'

'Wow, how tall are you?. . . Let's talk about the eight inches.' mockup

'Wow, how tall are you?. . . Let's talk about the eight inches.'

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"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages." mockup

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

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' Buy a lady a gallon of unleaded...? ' mockup

' Buy a lady a gallon of unleaded...? '

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'In your poem, you refer to my eyes as beautiful golf balls, and my hair as fairway grass. Are you, by chance, a golfer?'

'In your poem, you refer to my eyes as beautiful golf balls, and my hair as fairway grass. Are you, by chance, a golfer?' mockup

'In your poem, you refer to my eyes as beautiful golf balls, and my hair as fairway grass. Are you, by chance, a golfer?'

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"Let's make romance non-fiction." mockup

"Let's make romance non-fiction."

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'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.' mockup

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

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'What!?' she exclaimed passionately as her milky white skin gleamed with perspiration. 'You are a cartoonist! I just love cartoonists!'

'What!?' she exclaimed passionately as her milky white skin gleamed with perspiration. 'You are a cartoonist! I just love cartoonists!' mockup

'What!?' she exclaimed passionately as her milky white skin gleamed with perspiration. 'You are a cartoonist! I just love cartoonists!'

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"God, you're hot-blooded!"

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'That is a coincidence - I am half Scottish!'

'That is a coincidence - I am half Scottish!' mockup

'That is a coincidence - I am half Scottish!'

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