Flirty Internet Adventurer Pillows

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Beach flirting

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

'Modem Times,'