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'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Beach flirting

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

'Modem Times,'