Flirtatious Socialite Prints

'My favorite position? Chairman of the Board.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"The club scene is really changing."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

The party, after you left

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'You look like a fun guy!'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"This martini in canonical."

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

"I shall never forget Roger."

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

Bargoyles

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

"Fun-sponge."

"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

'Don't bother Daddy — he just got blackballed from the Hanseatic League.'

"Is he bothering you?"

". . . and so the wife says to me. . . Earl she said, you really have to stop talking to strangers."

'Sure - I'm all for YOUR party, sweetheart, where is it and when is it?'

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

"I've always had a thing for women with big....hair!"

"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."

"Believe me.... it's times like these that your pedigree comes into question!"