Ironic Socialite Prints

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

A day at the races

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'I like the way you don't say I've had enough.'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

"At work, they call me benchmark."

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"Personally, I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables..."