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"This martini in canonical."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"The club scene is really changing."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"My son took away my license." "Too many hit and runs." "Too many birthdays?"

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'Quite frankly, I don't know how this sweet, gentle, multi-millionaire husband of yours puts up with it.'

'You look like a fun guy!'

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

"Look at those drunken losers, that'll be us in twenty years."

How very Hampstead!

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

Senior Conversation Staters

"I shall never forget Roger."

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

'This is Morgan Bottomley. He's too big to fail.'

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"Fun-sponge."

'How very Fulham!'

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."