Flirtation Experts Gifts

"Let's hope Jenkins has the presence of mind to run out of petrol."

'Do I know you?'

"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Barman In Love.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"The etchings are in the library."

'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'Another martini please.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"