
"Let's hope Jenkins has the presence of mind to run out of petrol."
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"Let's hope Jenkins has the presence of mind to run out of petrol."
'Do I know you?'
Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.
"Call me?"
"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."
'Your place or mine?'
"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"
'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'
'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'
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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'
That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.
'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'
'Did you say psst?.'
"You're the woman of one of my dreams."
'How much would you take off for cash?'
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"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."
"The etchings are in the library."
Woman and a Mexican hat.
"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"
"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"
'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'
'Silent type, eh?'
"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."
Inappropriate horse whispering.
"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"
'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'
'That guy is SO tacky.'
"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"
"Hi!- standards need lowering?"
"Wanna get pigeon holed?"
"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."
'Another martini please.'
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