Flirt Expert Prints

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"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"I tell you what, ladies really dig my bad boy image!"

"I live about three seconds from here."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"C'mon babe, 'thick' is a compliment!"

A Discreet Hint.

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

'I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.'

"He's just made me an unrepeatable offer!"

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

". . .'Something to give the man who has everything'?... How about my phone number?"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

You are my sunshine!

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Barman In Love.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Shuck me.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Arouse Me!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

OMG UR HOT

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"The etchings are in the library."

'Silent type, eh?'

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."