Flirt Expert Gifts

Roadside assistance

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine?'

"I tell you what, ladies really dig my bad boy image!"

"I live about three seconds from here."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"C'mon babe, 'thick' is a compliment!"

It's inappropriate to flirt with judge at a preliminary hearing. Doesn't that depend on what the hearing is preliminary to, your honor?

A Discreet Hint.

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

'I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.'

"He's just made me an unrepeatable offer!"

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

". . .'Something to give the man who has everything'?... How about my phone number?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Call me?"

You are my sunshine!

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Barman In Love.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Shuck me.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Arouse Me!"

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"The etchings are in the library."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'Silent type, eh?'