Flip Phone Fans Pillows

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Push Notifications

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

"Before this I flipped houses."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

'This one went from curb appeal to curbed.'

"He sent his first text today."

REALTY, 'It's a fixer-upper.'

"I said, that's my final offer, Carmody. Pressing the pound key for more options will get you nowhere."

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge

'He loved his mobile!'

What do you mean 'Hunting insurance is only for those DOING the hunting'?!

'Look, my lost smartphone has found its way home ...'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

"When I said it might sell faster if you put in a new driveway, I meant if you repaved the old one."