Flip Phone Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"First place winner gets a flip phone!"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Thermidor Dali

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Children and technolohgy

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"They're both in telemarketing."

"Oh, hello darling..."