Flightless Bird Admirer Pillows

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Love knows no boundaries.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Love birds playing a guitar.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"It's time to wake up!"

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Peacock on skateboard

"Great set of pipes!"

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Brava

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Ditto

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?: "Did YOU hear it?"