Flightless Bird Admirer Gifts

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Love knows no boundaries.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Love birds playing a guitar.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

The Cashless Society is Here

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

Ditto

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Peacock on skateboard

Brava

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"Great set of pipes!"