Flightless Bird Fan Pillows

"Look! A rare flightless bird!"

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Fly Artist

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Caliologist

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Canada Goose

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Unlikely Fly Scenario

Fly Space.

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

True Fly Fishing.

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'