Flightless Bird Fan Pillows

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Fly Artist

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Caliologist

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Canada Goose

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Fly Space.

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

True Fly Fishing.

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'