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Pole Dancer in a twist.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Step aerobics

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"It's not what you think."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Gymnast tangled up.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.