Flexibility Fandancer Gifts

Pole Dancer in a twist.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"It's not what you think."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Step aerobics

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Gymnast tangled up.

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'