Flex Time Navigator T-Shirts

"We can't go on meeting like this. I don't know when my husband will come home now that he works flex hours."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Bookworm Sleepover

Child driving a toy car

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Deadlines, Inc.

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Father Time Management

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Social Networks

Sleepwalking Golfer

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

Prison Wallpaper.

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

How to save mankind...

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Worker to Boss: "I'd like to work flexible hours to avoid my children."

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'