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'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

"Is it safe to say you find flex time to be a relaxing innovation?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

Gymnast tangled up.

"It's his creative time."

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

The Acrobat/Musician

'Show off!'

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

Ballerina

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

Very Advanced Yoga

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