Flexi-time Fanatic T-Shirts

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

Gymnast tangled up.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

Institute of Lazy Journalism

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

Holiday Venn Diagram

Very Advanced Yoga

Yoga Lessons

"Could you keep still?"

'We don't work on Christmas. You can celebrate the holidays with your family!'

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

'Men at Work'

Yoga Centre.

Dance Partners