Fleece Felon Pillows

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Cat in a tank...

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

Ornithologist

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Canada Goose

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Get a life!"

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Polly want a cracker?

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'