Fishy Felon Pillows

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Hell's Anglers

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

'He asked me if I wanted to put anything on my burger, so I had a tenner each way.'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'Where's your goldfish?'

"Is the snapper fresh?"

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

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"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"He's allergic to pond water."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"Isn't it time you had your bath?"

"Look who's moved in next door."

Fisherman.

"I wonder what it's thinking!"

Jester.

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'