Fishy Felon Pillows

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Hell's Anglers

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

"Is the snapper fresh?"

'He asked me if I wanted to put anything on my burger, so I had a tenner each way.'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'Where's your goldfish?'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

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'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

"Isn't it time you had your bath?"

"Look who's moved in next door."

Fisherman.

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'Son, I don't think that's what's meant by 'spawning bed'.'

"I wonder what it's thinking!"

Jester.

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"