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Reginald was barely committed to three dimensions...

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Fly Football

'Thank-you God.'

Southwark Fair.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Scotsman in the bath...

Cometh the Cow!

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Phew, that was close."

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Preserve these Wetlands.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Whack A Soul.

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Pub Kendo.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."