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Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Our visit to the flan factory.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

The last song before the party exploded.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

The Perfect Foil

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"That explains all the cavities."

Pompeii restoration project.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

Champagne Charlie.

Bake off: Flan B

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Cheerleaders

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."