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Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

You were warned about mixed marriages!

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

The legendary Paul Bunyan comes out of retirement to help in the battle against wildland fire!!

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

You B*****D

Clancy: Thick Flies

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

Time Flies

'Head Tonto becomes my faithful companion... Tails it's Leroy.'

1940's Fashion.

Snake Scout Jamboree

Well whatever you do, don't scare it away!

"This job blows."

'My God! He must have been there since the last one!'

Hunter facing angry woodland animals.

'Did you know that your lips move when you text?'