Flame Whisperer Pillows

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Wolf Karaoke

Man fishing with large bait

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Reverse psychology

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"Get out of my face!"

"I think it loves us."

Raining

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Choose, Fenster

Spindle Neurons