Flame Whisperer Prints

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Gardener

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Wolf Karaoke

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Man fishing with large bait

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Reverse psychology

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Get out of my face!"

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I think it loves us."

Raining

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Choose, Fenster

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."