Flea Whisperer Pillows

Fleas at rush hour.

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Police Feline Unit

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Quick, start the car!"

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'You lifted your head.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Biofelineism

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Dog Dreams

Gardener

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'You know too much!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Cat Towels