Fjord Fan T-Shirts

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"I love you too, big guy."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camping-Pong

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Pond Dipping...

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Why Poodles Become Killers

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."