Fitness Fantasizer Gifts

"I'm thinking about working out."

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Yearbook

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Monica Seles

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

City Marathon.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bench Press Accident