Fishmonger Gifts

Ed was growing concerned about the effect the recent oil spill was having on the local fish supply

A counter displays two types of fish: swordfish and double-edged swordfish.

'Are you sure this fish is fresh?'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Bob's Fresh Fish - "Cheapskate"

'What's wrong with those fish?'

'I think there's something wrong with my new Herring aid - it's giving me a haddock.'

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

Fish counter: sole/solemate.

'Need anything today?'

A street salesman selling winkles.

"You're right - the cod stocks are worryingly low."

'You can tell me anything, Mrs. Rojak. I'd never violate the sacred fish store-customer relationship.'

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

"Today is catch-your-own day."

Waiter catching fresh fish

"This is Gerald - he puts on the rubber bands."

'I'm sorry, young lady, we had a run of unlucky fisherman.'

"Is the fish fresh?"

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

Busy Afternoon in the Whitebait Factory

'Of course, if your father was any kind of provider, we'd be eating fresh salmon for breakfast!'

"Is it true that cures the coronavirus?"

Writers's Block - Temporary/Permanent.

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

DaVinci Cod

"My son refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?"

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Tartar sauce.

"Nope, never did a TED Talk or performed on 'The Moth.' I'm Dennis, the fish guy from Price Chopper."

"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"

"Nope, nothing political about the fish - that's just it's name."