Fishmonger Gifts

Ed was growing concerned about the effect the recent oil spill was having on the local fish supply

A counter displays two types of fish: swordfish and double-edged swordfish.

'Are you sure this fish is fresh?'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Bob's Fresh Fish - "Cheapskate"

'What's wrong with those fish?'

'I think there's something wrong with my new Herring aid - it's giving me a haddock.'

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

A street salesman selling winkles.

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

Fish counter: sole/solemate.

'Need anything today?'

'You can tell me anything, Mrs. Rojak. I'd never violate the sacred fish store-customer relationship.'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"This is Gerald - he puts on the rubber bands."

"Is it true that cures the coronavirus?"

Busy Afternoon in the Whitebait Factory

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

Waiter catching fresh fish

DaVinci Cod

'I'm sorry, young lady, we had a run of unlucky fisherman.'

Writers's Block - Temporary/Permanent.

'Of course, if your father was any kind of provider, we'd be eating fresh salmon for breakfast!'

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

"Is the fish fresh?"

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

"It's more expensive, but I raised it myself."

"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"

"Nope, never did a TED Talk or performed on 'The Moth.' I'm Dennis, the fish guy from Price Chopper."

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"What's good for a 'he sleeps with the fishes' message?"

Seafood Chum

Fishmonger runs out of 'Catch and Release' breed.

"Nope, nothing political about the fish - that's just it's name."