Fishing For Politicians Gifts

Trophy Catch.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"By a clear majority of the board, Peter is this year's designated executive-on-the-rise who flies to close to the sun and then crashes spectacularly to Earth, conveniently diverting media and public attention from the rest of us!"

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

'We looked at a variety of options for allocating money to the voluntary agencies...and letting them fight it out was by far the cheapest.'

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

Mod riding by on motorbike calling out statements - 'It's political correctness gone mod.'

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

Elise Stefanik

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

Fisherman finds golf kit

"I own one plane, two yachts, four houses and five politicians."

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

"No, I ordered a hot-air balloon. Not a hot-air buffoon."

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

'I know I should be able to but I can't, I just can't...22nd November 1963...give me a clue.'

Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'

But if we vote for less government, we'll be out of a job!'

'And please let me appear sincere enough in my religious convictions to win the Christian vote.'

'That's Al for you, he'd rather wait for a hatch than fish with nymphs.'

Trump on Mueller

A gangster ice fishing by shooting through the ice.

"It doesn't really matter who wins the next election, as long as we can keep consuming whatever we want."

'To relieve stress, the doctor said I should do something relaxing. So, I want you to go fishing for me.'