Fisherfolk Gifts

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Sorry'

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

The ambush.

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Fish Farm.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

"We've lost the remote."

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Fishing for Peace.

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

'Your father had a big mouth, too.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

"Sandpipers."

'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!'