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' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

An abacus swimming pool

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'I got one this small.'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Entry level astronomer...

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

C.P.A.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

"Counting sheep is the quickest way to fall asleep...and with this sheep number mattress, you can say 'BAA-BAA' to sheepless nights forever."

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

I'd like to investigate your tax return!