'Wait! I counted wrong. He's not over the limit.'
The Catch Counter T-Shirts
Gift a fishing enthusiast a t-shirt that captures their passion with witty catch counter graphics and clever sayings—perfect for relaxing days on and off the water.
'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
The one that got away
"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma
"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."
Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.
Couple of Pikeys.
'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'
'Distracting the fish.'
Accountant Bedtime Stories
'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants
Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.
'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'
And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.
Four fishermen catch the same fish.
"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"
"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."
"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"
Fishing Contest
Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!
Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?
'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'
'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'
"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"
'I got one this small.'
'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'
"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."
"I'm over here, dummy!"
"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"
Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!
"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."
C.P.A.
The Catch Counter T-Shirts Collection
The Catch Counter Mugs
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The Catch Counter Pillows
Check out our catch counter pillows—adding a witty and comfortable touch to any fishing fan's home.
The Catch Counter Prints
Browse our catch counter prints—beautifully designed artwork to celebrate their love for fishing with a humorous twist.