Fiscal Fine-tuners Mugs

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Footing The Bill

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

'The financial advisor is here.'

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"No more stress!"

'That one looks like a hefty tax cut with simultaneous reduction in the deficit.'

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

Trumpet

'What we need is a tax on stupid ideas. The revenue out of Washington alone would balance the budget in two years.'

Economic Experts

'With the tax cut and the federal deficit, the only solution is for you to earn more, Mr. Syms.'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

"Hi, I'm your personal pensions advisor, Miss Sold"

Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

'You've been booking the cooks, haven't you?'

"Is it called a tax 'code' because it's difficult to decipher."

Office of Management and Budget door is upside down and is closed.

1876 Election: Tilden-Hendricks Democratic Nomination Contradicts itself on Fiscal Policy

'See anything interesting?'