Fiscal Fine-tuners T-Shirts

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Footing The Bill

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

'The financial advisor is here.'

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'That one looks like a hefty tax cut with simultaneous reduction in the deficit.'

Trumpet

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

"No more stress!"

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

'What we need is a tax on stupid ideas. The revenue out of Washington alone would balance the budget in two years.'

Economic Experts

"Hi, I'm your personal pensions advisor, Miss Sold"

'With the tax cut and the federal deficit, the only solution is for you to earn more, Mr. Syms.'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.

'You've been booking the cooks, haven't you?'

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

"Is it called a tax 'code' because it's difficult to decipher."

'See anything interesting?'

Office of Management and Budget door is upside down and is closed.

1876 Election: Tilden-Hendricks Democratic Nomination Contradicts itself on Fiscal Policy

"Here you are!" "I'll have that, thank you!" Inland revenue gives/takes away.