Fiscal Fun-lovers Mugs

Lonely Piggy Bank

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

Currency Stimulus.

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

Fiscal cliff

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

'The financial advisor is here.'

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Cost of Terror.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"No more stress!"

The world enters a global financial recession.

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

'That one looks like a hefty tax cut with simultaneous reduction in the deficit.'

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'...And while everybody's celebrating the big tax cut, we'll sneak in a postage hike!'

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

'You really should see a therapist about your pathological possessiveness, Mr. Pomeroy.'

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

"Pearson is known for his austere monetary views."

"Hi, I'm your personal pensions advisor, Miss Sold"