Fiscal Fairness Pillows

"Tell him the Big Bad Wolf is here."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"No more stress!"

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

Center for anti-discrimination.

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

Rise of the Econotraitors

"To get through this recession we all need to make sacrifices...and this is YOURS!"

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

"I hope they cut your loopholes on dividends and capital gains!"

George Osborne's Budget Pain.

Just Say No (to Federal Stimulus Cash)

"My accountant says I'm going through the five stages of denial about my financial situation."

Jim Flaherty's bonbons: The new fiscal reality will be a hard one to swallow.

Ruination Before Taxation

The Democrats' self-help section...spend and tax.

Criticism of Inflationary Proposals in Response to 'Panic' of 1873 Market Downturn

Sure Would Be Nice