Fairness Pillows

Amazon workers in Alabama voting on unionization

'Wait a minute. . . I run into burning buildings for forty thousand a year, and this clown is pouting because they don't throw him the ball enough for six million a year?'

"You have an impressive CV, but we were actually looking for someone more like us."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Clown Face Painting

"We need a union!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

You can take the girl out of Kew...

Center for anti-discrimination.

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

"I hope they cut your loopholes on dividends and capital gains!"

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

Rotten tomato cheats at start of race.

"It's unreasonable for our constituents to get all the benefits we get... Who would pay for it?"