Fiscal Philosophy Follower Pillows

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Currency Stimulus.

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'It's your debt to society.'

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Cost of Terror.

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

Euro crisis bailout.

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"Here's my idea. First we privatize everything. Then we fire everyone. Then we give ourselves bonuses for frugality."

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

How to go through life attentively with Marshimallo Yogi

"No more stress!"

The world enters a global financial recession.

'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'