Fiscal Philosophy Follower Prints

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

Currency Stimulus.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'It's your debt to society.'

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

Euro crisis bailout.

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Cost of Terror.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"No more stress!"

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

The world enters a global financial recession.

"Here's my idea. First we privatize everything. Then we fire everyone. Then we give ourselves bonuses for frugality."

How to go through life attentively with Marshimallo Yogi

'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'