Fiscal Follower Prints

Help for Greece

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Invisible clothes

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Bigfoot tracks...

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Shares Nosedive

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

The euro as a monster

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

The Fox and the Crow.

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"No more stress!"

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

'Say, this is interesting.'

"Is this an upturn or another calm before the storm?"

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

Twitter protection

George Osborne's Budget Pain.

"The last person you should be listening to regarding school reopening....

Cyprus - banks reopen.

Shimon Peres last embrace...

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

George III Enjoying a Frugal Meal

"My accountant says I'm going through the five stages of denial about my financial situation."

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'