Fiscal Fabulists Pillows

'From living beyond our means, we've gone to living beyond our wildest expectations!'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Currency Stimulus.

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Fiscal cliff

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Cost of Terror.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

The world enters a global financial recession.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

"You can't dismiss the crushing burden of our national debt just because you don't have kids!"

"Pearson is known for his austere monetary views."

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

"Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax. Not having to pay it."

Uncle Sam and Quantitative Easing.

'See anything interesting?'

'It's 10pm, do you know where your tax loopholes are?'