Fiscal Conservatives Gifts

Footing The Bill

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Currency Stimulus.

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Cost of Terror.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

The world enters a global financial recession.

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Seven Economic Plans to Save Everybody. . . 'Any questions?'

Rise of the Econotraitors

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

Uncle Sam and Quantitative Easing.

Just Say No (to Federal Stimulus Cash)

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

1876 Election: Tilden-Hendricks Democratic Nomination Contradicts itself on Fiscal Policy

'See the nice benefits?'

When Atlas shrugs it off.

Jim Flaherty's bonbons: The new fiscal reality will be a hard one to swallow.