Fiscal Futurists Gifts

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Footing The Bill

Currency Stimulus.

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

What is possible and what is probable.

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Cost of Terror.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

The world enters a global financial recession.

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

'Excited by the quarterly report?'

"Do you accept credit card?"

"Someday this will all be yours!"

fortune teller and credit card.

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

'I'm sorry, your broker is no longer available. He's been replaced by an app.'

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'