Fiscal Conservative Gifts

Just Say No (to Federal Stimulus Cash)

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Currency Stimulus.

Footing The Bill

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Cost of Terror.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

The world enters a global financial recession.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

Seven Economic Plans to Save Everybody. . . 'Any questions?'

Rise of the Econotraitors

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

Uncle Sam and Quantitative Easing.

'See anything interesting?'