Fiscal Conservative Gifts

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Footing The Bill

Currency Stimulus.

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

Cost of Terror.

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

The world enters a global financial recession.

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Bureau of Government Pork: 'Good Lord! Who's going to pay for all this!'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

Seven Economic Plans to Save Everybody. . . 'Any questions?'

Uncle Sam and Quantitative Easing.

Sequester Sinkhole

'See anything interesting?'