First Vegan Christmas Gifts

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'It's going to be a vegan.'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

'A Very Bad Boy'

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

The turning on the lights ceremony

'It looks like the baby has reached critical Christmas mass.'

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"Of course it's going to fit!"

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

Christmas Eve Night

"I've been good this year, so I don't think I'll be getting and 'It's the thought that counts' gifts."

Protesting Asparagus