First Trip To Venice T-Shirts

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Gondolier

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

An Appreciation

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Fighting Gondoliers.

"What's not disgusting?"

421AD...north east Italy

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

'First time skiing?'

Pirates of Venice

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"I don't sing. I do standup."

Strolling through Paris for the first time, Judie and Gary discovered, much to their great delight, that they remembered more high-school French than they thought.

Venetian without the knowledge

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Gondolier Hat

The Tourist

Deaf in Venice

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"