Tourist In Venice T-Shirts

Fighting Gondoliers.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Gondolier

Overdoing it.

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Self raising Lazarus.

421AD...north east Italy

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

Pirates of Venice

Venetian without the knowledge

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

Deaf in Venice

Gondolier Hat

At 103 years old... Joan was herself, a 'fairground attraction'!

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

Summer Globe

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"Our most extensive European tour for those in a hurry. The plane never lands."

'Our gondolences on your loss.'

Business Temples

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

Beware of English Fans

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"